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Friday, February 27, 2009 | 4:49:00 PMMy bail is $295.5..
1) Smoked pot — $10 2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk –$50 3) Cheated on your significant other — $10 4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50 5) Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25 6) Went streaking — $5 7) Went streaking in broad daylight — $15 Kissed a co-worker– $ 20 9) Kissed your boss –$50 10) Been arrested — $5 11) Spent time in jail — $15 12) Peed in the pool — $0.50 13) Played spin the bottle — $5 14) Done something you regret — $20 15) Slept with your best friend >– $20 16) Been in love with a stripper — $20 17) Went skinny dipping — $5 18) Been slapped– $5 19) Slapped someone– $5 20) Beat up someone — $20 21) Been jumped — $10 22) Ever had sex in a library — $25 23) Dated someone you met on My Space — $25 24) Cheated on test — $50 25) Vandalized something — $20 26) Slept with someone in your parents’ bed — $100 27) Crossed dressed — $10 28) Given money to stripper — $25 29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket– $30 30) Been with someone 15 years younger — $90 31) Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know –$10 32) Had sex while at work– $75 33) Ever drive drunk (you stupid ass) — $20 34) Used toys while having sex — $30 35) Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20 36) Had sex in a pool — $20 37) Masturbated — $.10 x each time 38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend –$20 39) Done oral — $5 40) Got oral — $5 41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving– $65 42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you– $40 43) Stole something — $10 44) Slept with someone who has been in jail — $25 45) Made a dirty home video — $150 46) Published a dirty home video on the internet –$250 47) Had a threesome — $120 48) Had sex in a public place– $220 49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25 50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars –$20 51) Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20 52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student–$80 53) Lied to your mate — $5 54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25 All you got to do is tally up your answers.. and that is how much your bail's worth.. SO... HAVE YOU BEEN BAAAAAAD????? *evil grin* |
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